Everything needs a little salt

glitchygynoid:

One of my favorite moments from the match tonight.

“Hold up, just let me check my dash - “

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girlprince:

onthesideoftheotters:

raideo:

sm0keblunts:

yo birds make less sense than cats

this is why I love them omg

THIS VIDEO IS RIDICULOUS FROM START TO FINISH

ughhhhh this makrs me want birds again

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demarches:

#i loved everything about kirk’s exasperation with his crew in this movie. every time he sighed heavily or rolled his eyes was PERFECT. #i can just imagine him in that first year trying to get everybody to follow his orders and it only works maybe 50% of the time#bones probably pats his head occasionally and says ‘that’s cute jim now shut up and get me a bourbon.’ #i can hear jim whining BUT I’M THE CAPTAIN!!!!! all the fucking time #because he’s got a crew of geniuses but they’re also eccentrtic maniacs and he loves them to bits#but jfc guys come on pLEASE PLEASE I’M THE CAPTAIN BOOOOOONES I’M THE CAPTAIN#scotty PLS #and then spock has to tell everybody to behave themselves while kirk sulks for a while 

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loki-cat:

whenever i smile really hard at my phone my mom gives me this knowing look like im texting some guy when in reality my otp finally started fucking in the fic im reading

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do-you-have-a-flag:

knusprig-titten-hitler:

One of these things is not like the other.

#will graham’s house

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may I present to you the longest living charecters of supernatural

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modestdemidov:

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kevin-barr:

bilbosexual:

assvengersplz:

petition for a road to el dorado movie starring chris hemsworth and tom hiddleston

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

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fuckyeahlaughters:

thefunniestpost:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

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